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Mar. 30th, 2009 | 02:57 am
location: My computer
mood: Toxic
music: Hey Girl-Keri Hilson feat. T-Pain and Lil Jon
Oh boo you whore. The above title was the status for one of my "friend's" facebook pages a while ago and I feel the need to tell you no one should have to feel happy for you. No one needs to. First of all let me say you're a hypocrite.
hyp⋅o⋅crite
[hip-uh-krit]
ə| 1. | a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs. |
| 2. | a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements. |
You want someone too feel happy for you and your boyfriend, I understand that, but when I get a boyfriend, you attack me and him? Bitch plz. Let me start at the beginning. I have no clue who you're dating, simply because I really don't give a damn. Sure, I'd love to be happy for you and your boyfriend! I would love to give y'all my blessing at the wedding if you really last that long. But you can't mope if no one sends you flowers and cards with 'Congrats! I really give a damn about you and your boyfriend!' . You just can't. Wanna know why. Because karma/people are bitches. And what wonderful bitches they are. After putting that out there you expected to get a chorus of I'm happy for you! Don't cry! I'm happy for you!'s . That is why you got less than 5 replies. As long as you and your boyfriend are happy no one should matter. Those are the only two people who need to feel anything for that relationship. Anyone else is extra. I had to make my own happyness because no one not even my best friends were happy for me. No one came up to me the day after we were official and was like "Oh my God Angie, I'm soo happy for you! Congrats on your first boyfriend ever! This is a major epic day for you isn't it? I'm soo happy I could cry. As a matter of fact I shall weep tears of joy for you later. Okay?" You are not entitled for other's sympathy. Just because you're on your fifth boyfriend and you are the queen of drama doesn't mean you get special treatment. The sun does not rise and set in the crack of your ass. Sorry to burst your bubble. You're always crying about something. Either that or pissed off about petty shit.
In my opinion a sick friend is more important than your damn dance thing. It's not the friend's responsiblity to check on your results, IT'S YOURS. Just because the friend agreed to do it, it doesn't make them responsible if you don't get the information. You need to follow up with them. They shouldn't have to track you down on facebook because you're crying about petty shit. I'm sorry. This blog makes no sense. Like you. It was a spur of the moment blog rant done at 3:40 am. (What's crazy is how I still can type better than you even at this hour!) Get a therapist because you need help. I'm tired of reading your status bullshit on FB. Seriously. I don't care about your boyfriend, my boyfriend doesn't care bout your boyfriend and I'm sure your boyfriend would like to read a status update that isn't about him once in a blue moon.
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Mar. 15th, 2009 | 11:45 am
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Program: Photoshop CS3
Steps: Nine-ish
Translatable: Nope
PSD: Yes :D
It's easy if you know how to use your adjustment layers ;]
( What a bad little girl I am )
Hello :]
Welcome to my little tutorial .
This is my first LJ tut ever , so lemme know how I did m'kay :D
Let's keep the intro short and start this thing ! Yeahh !!
This coloring works best with pictures that contain a healthy amount of red and yellow . Yellow and red are key .
First prepare your base . I suggest sharpening after the coloring is done otherwise it might look too sharp , or too dull ..
Create a new fill layer Layer>>New Fill Layer>>Solid Color .
Blending option: burn at 100% opacity .
color: #caf2ff
And a hue/sat layer .
Go to your reds and up the saturation to 30
Selective coloring
Cyan//Magenta//Yellow//Black
It's all relative unless otherwise stated .
Reds:
-30//+20//+10//-15
Yellows:
+20//+10//+10//-40
Cyans:
+50//+20//-45//-50
Whites:
+10//0//-100//0
Neutrals:
+20//+10//-10//-10
Layer>>New Adjustment Layer>>Channel Mixer
Set to Exclusion at 20%
Red//Green//Blue//Constant
Leave Monochrome unchecked
Red:
+200//-200//+200//0
Green:
-200//-200//+50//0
Blue:
-200//0//0//0
Selective Coloring
Reds:
-60//+5//+10//+20
Yellows:
+30//-10//+10//-30
Cyans:
-100//+100//+100//0
Blues:
-100//+100//+100//0
Whites:
+30//+20//-30//-10
Neutrals:
+20//-10//-50//+5
Layer>>New Fill Layer>>Solid Layer
#defffb set to burn 100%
Layer>>New Adjustment Layer>>Color Balance
Set to Soft Layer 40%
Leave Preserve Luminosity unchecked
Shadows
+100//-20//-33
Highlights
-100//0//+5
New Selective Coloring Layer
Red:
-20//+10//+2//0
Yellows:
-100//0//+100//0
Cyans:
+100//+30//-100//0
Blues:
-30//+100//+50//0
Blacks:
0//0//0//-15
Want to take the .psd ?
http://www.zshare.net/download/570867736
Too Dark ?
Add a Brightness and Contrast Layer to the top .
Too Bright/Dull
Adjust the saturation on your reds by adjusting the first hue/sat layer .